Last night I did the Section X dailies on Imperial side for the first time. Up until then I thought that quests in SWTOR had certain minimum standards. By that I mean that while some of them may essentially come down to the "kill ten rats" model, they wouldn't do anything like... wallow in poo jokes.
Then I found myself faced with this:
I'm a high-ranking dark lord of the Sith and you want me to do what?
It's huge. It's steaming. And it contains "biological samples" for the daily quest Hyperbiology.
To be fair, you don't actually have to dig through the giant turds. There are plenty of other sources of said samples, whether it's from killing k'lor'slugs, crushing animal eggs or picking bones off the floor. But, you know... it's the principle of the thing.
Imperials are so weird.